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If John McCain Is the Manchurian Candidate…
A peek at John McCain’s To Do list (as dictated by his communist brainwashers) should he win the U.S. presidency. Be afraid, be very afraid! Date posted: May 5, 2008
HAPPY ASIAN-AMERICAN HERITAGE MONTH! We’re talking to you, Sen. John “Manchurian” McCain! Should he win the American presidency, his latent programming (instilled by his communist interrogators/masters during his four years in a North Vietnamese prison) should kick in. Here’s a peek at his To Do list, starting from Day 1.
THE MANCHURIAN CHECK LIST ⇑ Institute America’s own “Sunshine Policy” with good friend North Korea ⇑ Declare toys made with lead-based paint to be a deliciously lickable desert option for today’s busy kids ⇑ Give the Olympics to Beijing in perpetuity ⇑ Declare Disney guilty of pirating the cartoon characters and theme rides of the Shijingshan Amusement Park ⇑ Extend the Americans With Disabilities Act to include Asian fetishists ⇑ Replace “Sesame Street” with “Ni Hao, Kailan” ⇑ Initiate a “Missiles for Orphans” program with Vietnam ⇑ Apologize to geriatric hottie Jane Fonda for 30 years of “Hanoi Jane” jokes ⇑ Change the colors of the flag to Khmer rouge, white and blue ⇑ Add tax line item to pay for Kim Jong Il’s massive Netflix bill ⇑ Keep copy of Little Red Book in front pocket of (made-in-China) JCPenney suit ⇑ Have comrade Cindy McCain redecorate the Red House ⇑ Eliminate Church from State entirely ⇑ Replace Supreme Court with Gang of Nine ⇑ Mobilize army of adopted Chinese girls to take over world • |
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