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Predictions for 2007

Who knows what’s lurks in 2007? The Monkey knows…

By TMM Editors

Posted: January 1, 2007


WE’VE THROWN THE ORACLE BONES. Here are some startling developments you can expect in the coming year:

• The Dalai Lama denies Lindsay Lohan’s request for spiritual guidance

• Michelle Wie receives Anna Kournikova Award for Exceptional Non-Performance In A Sport

• E-bank robberies rock Asia’s gaming world as “gold farming” goes underground. (If you know what we’re talking about, you’re a bigger geek than we are!)

• Pandas must make room for new neighbors…polar bears

• MySpace pin-up Tila Tequila supplanted by the harder-edged Mezcal Mai

• The “Baracka/Macaca ‘08” campaign vows to “take the white out of White House”

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