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Redux Jolie-Pitt

Brangelina to adopt a second baby boy from Southeast Asia? TMM’s got the perfect name!

By TMM Editors

Posted: February 27, 2007


LIGHTNING strikes twice? Looks like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie might be adopting again from Asia. This time, a little boy from a Vietnamese orphanage, according to a number of press reports. The Jolie-Pitts did spend Thanksgiving in Ho Chi Minh City and Angelina just made a trip there last month so, who knows, maybe the rumors are true.

Given how busy Brad and Ange must be running after their creatively named rug rats (Maddox Chivan Jolie-Pitt, 5, adopted from Cambodia; Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt, 2, adopted from Ethiopia; toddler Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, made from scratch), we’ve come up with a list of baby names for the very lucky little bastard.

Top 10 Baby Names for Brangelina’s
Vietnamese Orphan

10) Victor Charlie Jolie-Pitt

9) Kit-Carson Scout Jolie-Pitt

8) Phuc Dat Bich Jolie-Pitt

7) Tonkin Tiger Jolie-Pitt

6) Cu Chi Coochee-Coo Jolie-Pitt

4) Basil-Sage Lemongrass Jolie-Pitt

5) Vo Nguyen Zap Jolie-Pitt

3) Water Bong/Flower Child Jolie-Pitt

2) Durden Croft Jolie-Pitt

1) Hootchie Minh Jolie-Pitt

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